Anyone know what this tool is??

[ben]

dont think so lol

[Tweaker]

Hmmmm....... A paper weight is definately handy!.... But then so is a toilet! 

[hotrod]

New van? you didn't get the green one that was on ebay for a 'five minutes' did you?
If you did, as I've heard on here before, man your fast!

[eddy]

orh thats an old time sailers tool, they used it on the Endeavour when the sailors were exploring new lands, because there were no wharfs they had to wade ashore, after visiting hundreds of islands in the Pacific they started getting a rash in the groin areas, so they used this tool like an old time washing machine wringer, step 1: place testicles between rollers, step 2: tighten screw till fit is comfortable step 3: tighten slighty till tears develop in both eyes step 4: slowly run rollers length of testicles and wala ..... dry nether region! 

[ben]

thanks for that eddy.. wish i had not have rad that i almost cryed thinking about the pain

[Bren]

ben are you selling that old useless peice of scrap tool?
ill give you $80 plus postage for it.

[hammers_spanners]

Ahh Bren knows what it is!

[ben]

yeh nice one bren.. nah not for sale sorry..

[doofhard]

Looks like Ben's obsession has hit a gold mine

[Warren]

ben are you selling that old useless peice of scrap tool?
ill give you $80 plus postage for it.

Bren

When I was looking fo a site describing the English wheel I came across another one on how to make a one that could be held in a vice, a bit of rectangular tubing and a couple of bearings was all it took.

Will see if I can find it again

Warren