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Offline Jeff

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Bedford Quotes.
« on: September 28, 2010, 04:16:44 PM »
We have just bought a new vacuum cleaner. It's a Kambrook Jaguar. My wife had just tried it out, and we were looking at it, when I said,
 "Its a shame they don't make a Bedford one."
She replied,
"I've already got a Bedford Sucker!"     ::)
 
« Last Edit: September 28, 2010, 04:40:48 PM by Jeff »
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Re: Bedford Quotes.
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2010, 05:53:11 PM »
got tolove that... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bedford Quotes.
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 09:19:22 AM »
My favorite is from someone here who said: "The only thing that fits straight into a Bedford is firewood!"
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Re: Bedford Quotes.
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2010, 09:35:37 AM »
bedfords are good so long as theirs no bedford bits left on them.
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Re: Bedford Quotes.
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2010, 09:48:11 AM »
Yup! I got a mate to make up a sticker in bedford silver font and now have it on the back door so it reads: "99% NON-BEDFORD"  ;D
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Re: Bedford Quotes.
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 02:39:23 PM »
Best quote about a Bedford is,

Yep this is my other car cause I own a bedford van.

Think about it! ::)
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Re: Bedford Quotes.
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 03:21:01 PM »
Older women are like bedfords - they just get better with age.

 Hey rothu, do you have a pic of your sticker.

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Re: Bedford Quotes.
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 09:18:19 PM »
Someone on this forumn once said "GIVE ME A BREAK I'M A BEDFORD OWNER, I DON'T NEED ANY MORE WORK!
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Re: Bedford Quotes.
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 11:57:19 PM »
I like

"If its got TIT's or WHEELS" it'll give you problems :D

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Re: Bedford Quotes.
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2010, 05:18:37 AM »
Warren, I have that t-shirt

If it's got tits or wheels it'll will give you problems and cost a lot
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