beddie xmas

[grandad]

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the land.
not a Bedford was running, not even one of Ben’s.
The Bedford”s were all snug and warm in they shed’s,
with visions of mods and fibreglass body kits by Ben.
Wife in her nighty, and I in with my BUGGA coffee cup had just
sat on the couch for a bugga forum recap.
When out on the garage there rose such a rattle
I swore that my CF must have shorted out in battle.
I rose from the couch in a rather quick fashion,
and rushed to the garage to see what had happened.
I threw open the door, turned on the light and to my great
surprise, everything was all right.
Then out on the drive I heard a man grumbling, something
about sir Lucas and his great mental fumbling.
As I peered out my window much to my surprise was jolly
Saint Nick in an old green LWB
The fenders were tattered, the bumper askew, the tires were
smoking and letting off fumes, the hood was propped open,
and tools askew as Jolly old Saint Nick quickly disappeared from my view.
The light lights came on dimly, with the left one on first and
jolly old Saint Nick let out another curse. The grounds, he was
muttering as he came back in sight, a few whacks with a jack and
bye gosh there was light. He gather his tools and slammed down the
old hood, jumped into the Beddie and started to move.
The old 202 was clanking ,the smoke was a sight, as the old LWB
slowly disappeared from my sight. I watched the lights blink, heard
a cuss in the night "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night,
Sir Lucas you Asshole why can't you do anything right....."

merry xmas grandad

[John Abbott]

Well done Grandad.... That should be in a xmas card

[obsession]

excellent!!

[SkippyThBushKangeroo]

ho ho ho 20 out of 10 gramps  skip

[eddy]

thats gold 

[Allan]

    Happy New Year Grandad with a mind like yours you should have a good one to you and the misses. Allan.

[petrolhead]

I bow to thee while stepped on one knee, but you forgot to mention that Saint Nick, called Mr Lucas a PRr1CK, for giving him grief that he could get no relief, so for achieving such an electrical goal, you will find your stocking stuffed with COAL.
Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year to you all

[Allan]

  I should have added MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

[Abodator]

Please, receive one more ... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ... from so far away from AU and NZ :-)
Wish you all good luck and happiness, health and success in all your deals and projects. :-)