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Title: in sydney till friday
Post by: obsession on March 19, 2009, 01:09:28 PM
been walking the streets of sydney for a coupla days now....not a beddy in site .....  ??? :(
Title: Re: in sydney till friday
Post by: BlackBedford on March 19, 2009, 07:47:41 PM
G'day

Your doing better than me. After one day there I am ready to get out of there. It is a terrible place to drive around in. Give me good open road any day.
Title: Re: in sydney till friday
Post by: Warren on March 20, 2009, 08:54:03 PM
been walking the streets of sydney for a coupla days now......... 

So thats how you feed your beddy adiction, how much money have you made anyway?

 ;) ::)

Warren
Title: Re: in sydney till friday
Post by: BlackBedford on March 20, 2009, 10:44:03 PM
G'day

I heard a story the other day...

There was this ugly old bird called Craig standing on a street corner down near Kings Cross trying to make some quick money.

A young bloke comes onto her and says "how much?"
She says "how much have you got?"
"$20, What can I get for that?"
"Well I may, just may, give you a hand job" says she.
"What sort of hand job am I going to get?"
"Well see that flash CFS van with all the aerials and chrome bits on it? Well I bought that with the money I made doing hand jobs"
"Wow, good looking van" and hands over his money and gets the hand job of his life right there and then on the street corner.

The young bloke decides he wants more so he goes to the ATM and pulls out all of his cash.
He comes onto her again and says "I want more"
She says "how much have you got?"
"$100, What can I get for that?"
"Well I may, just may give you a head job" says she.
"What sort of head job am I going to get?"
"Well see that flash CFL van with all the aerials and chrome bits on it? Well I bought that with the money I made doing head jobs"
"Wow, good looking van" and hands over his money and gets the head job of his life right there and then on the street corner.

The young bloke decides he has to have her, but he will need serious money, so takes his Sandman van over to a caryard and cashes it in for $500 (way too cheap).
He comes onto her again and says "I have to have to have you, I have $500, What can I get for that?"
"Well see that flash CFL mobile home with all the aerials and chrome bits on it?
If I was a girl I could have made enough money to buy that".
Title: Re: in sydney till friday
Post by: TOOLKING on March 26, 2009, 05:47:39 PM
Hey craig im in Gipsland victoria until sunday night
I have a stand at Farmworld and Ive already seen 3 bedfords down here, they are rare to see in NSW now.

ps any one going to farmworld?
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