BUGA Community
General Category => The Sump => Topic started by: Marishka on May 31, 2012, 05:31:52 PM
-
whats the stupidest thing youve ever done? ??? ??? ???
well last night before i went to bed i got a cooked chook outa the freezer to eat today,
at 6am this morning i got up n put it in the fridge as it was thawed out.
after welding for a few hrs i went n took the chicken outa the fridge n ripped a few large chunks of breast off n scoffed it down like a cave man.
then went n turned the computer on, put my glasses on to see the screen clearly. :) (
then went to get some more chicken to give to the cats. :( :( :(
looked in the chicken bag and there was roughly 50 little black ants per inch square of chicken, :o ??? ::)
im not exactly sure but i recon i must have eaten about 500 of the little black baasrtards.
its been a while now so im not dead, so i recon i should live,
but i think i may have found a cure for stupidness???
stupid thing 1/ =leaving chook on sink to thaw when i knew ants climb on everything i put there.
stupid thing 2/ =not wearing glasses when digging into chook.
so come on buga,s let us know whats the stupidest thing u think you have ever done?
\
ive got a few more up my sleve.lol 1 about same topic a cooked chook and blowfly,s, rofl. glad i never ate any of it.
my mate i was living with at the time wished he was wearing his glasses at the time he was cooking an omlet, :D :D :D :D
cheers marty
-
Hi there i got married rizzo out
-
:D :D :D :D lol, hahahaha, good one rizzo, im glad to say i havnt made that booboo yet. :D :D :D :D
-
:-\
wrote on a key tag ---- don't forget what this key is for ------ and I forgot!!
:-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :P ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
-
Geez...How much time have you got.....The last dopey bastard award i won was when i had to replace a burnt out fuel pump in the wifes commodore. Because the fuel lines are pressurized you have to de-pressurise the system by taking out the fuel pump relay and start it up and when it dies then the system can be worked on. SO...I did that and proceeded to drop the fuel tank, disconnect fuel lines, and change filters, ect and put the whole lot back. But do you think i remembered to put that f>###@g relay back??? NOOO.
( Ding Ding we have a winner) >:( :o ??? 2 flattened batteries later ,2 more days pulling the tank out again to check all the pump wiring,
Because i was working at the tank end of the car with the bonnet down it didnt occur to me until i got the workshop manual out to read, and the first sentence was..."Take out the relay to de-pressurise the fuel system" oh you dumb bastard!!!! :P :P >:( Opened the bonnet and there it was sitting where i left it right on the manifold...so i wouldnt forget...Yeah right!!!! ;D
-
Trying to show off on a motorcycle by standing on the seat with arms out, I believe it's called a Jesus Christ.
It went all good until I lost balance and hit that parked car. I spent three days in hospital and 4 months off work.
I still ride bikes but I sit down now and I've now banned myself from watching stunt videos.
-
tried to cut slits in my teeshirt with the angle grinder while still wearing teeshirt? most of you know didnt end well.
-
Taking HER back after she ran away :'(
-
Hey Warren you should have remembered that poem; if you love something ,set it free ,if it comes back ,its yours ,if it doesn't........HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT ;) ;) :D :D ;D ;D :o. one of my stupidest moments (ive got lots)was when i knocked back a mint GTHO for $4500 because it was a ........wait for it........... ford !!!! anyway in hind sight the ex would've ended up with it Cheers Merlin
-
Letting family and friends talk me into selling 2 diffrent bedford vans..........
-
removed a leaky master brake from my xp ute had all alloy fillings floating throughout it............was inspecting the thread in the pipe outlet hole... ??? like up closish ??? ..... an still to this day ??? i wonder ??? what stupidity :P made me :o push the pedal plunger assembly in :o ..... :'( eyefull :'( of alloy filing laden 20 year old brake fluid, :-[ could not see for at least 20 minutes.... ::) ::)
-
we all do silly things skip its ok:)
-
G,DAY GUY,S BUYING A TRANSIT VAN,,,,,, NAW ! NEVER BEEN THAT SILLY,,,,,,,BUT SELLING A FEW BEDDY,S YEA GUILTY!!!
-
Fixing an ELECTRIC BLANKET while still turned on. I was a kid at the time and I still will not play with power, no matter what......
-
lol rossie :D me an a mate when we were bout 8 or 9 plugged a 2 bare wire cord into the wall an i held the lightbulb.... while my mate touched one wire to the side an bottom of the bulb,yes we were touching..... yes ,we got electrocuted an thrown across the room ..yes, the plug blew out the socket...yes ,there were sparks out the wallsocket... yes, the wallsocket never worked again, yes, we are lucky to be alive...an no ,when my mates dad asked if we knew anything about the dead wall socket in their lounge, we didn,t... ::) ::) ::)
-
We had a van work shop day at my place once, the task was to fit bonnet scoops to 4 HK-HG Holdens, we all had very little experiance, in fact we had no idea, any way after attacking the bonnets with angle grinders we laid the fiberglass scoops in position and started laying up the glass matt, things were going well, and all 4 bonnets were sitting in the driveway in the sun drying, 4 hours later still not gone off, in fact they were still the same as when we had started, so we waited another 2 hours and still no change, so I made a call to another vanner in the club and he asked what ratio of catalyst were we using, to which I answered what catalyst ??? so its stupid x 4 :D
-
Hi there you all the other day i said the stupidest thing was i got married well i was wrong it turns out that posting it was as the wife read it at least i had two days of peace and quiet and also got to work on the van rizzo out
-
Hi again i was going down port road in Adelaide this week and saw a sign moving boxes so i stopped bought two and took the home put them in the shed and sat down and watched them for two hours they did not move at all so i took them back to the store and told the guy they wont move so we checked all his stock and not one moved so he told me he must have a faulty batch of boxes i agreed and got my money back rizzo out
-
Last week I was welding some thing on my work bench. A bastard spark landed on a spray bottle which promptly caught fire. I saw the bright light from my perifial vision inside my helmet. Quickly without any thought I scooped the bottle onto the garage floor where the plastic started to melt and fuel leaked out, spreading towards the CF! SHIT! I kicked the bottle outside down the drive and wouldn't you believe it the bottle rolled under my 28 Chev hot rod. SHIT SHIT SHIT! Running out of the shed screaming out for assistance from my handbrake I turned on the tap outside my shed only to find my jeans on fire and the hose running into the back yard and not where I needed it! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! By this time the rod had flames comming through the engine bay and getting higher. I disconected the hose and put myself out then used my cupped hands to flick water onto the rod, meanwhile the flames inside the shed were starting to go out and Sandy had arrived pulling madly at the hose. Finally after what seemed minutes we had the fires out! PHEW!
Damage Report: One totally melted spray bottle, One blackened, mainly soot thankfully 28 Chev, one very shakey gentleman (me) whith singed leg and one equally shakey wife. I might add this is not the first time Iv'e set myself on fire welding, think I'd learn hey!
Lesson learnt: Always have the hose handy when welding, always check the area where you weld, DONT PANIC MR MANNERING!!!!
-
scary!!!
-
Lesson learnt: Always have the hose handy when welding, always check the area where you weld, DONT PANIC MR MANNERING!!!!
Nope. You need a powder based fire extinguisher or preferably 2. Water will just spread the flames if it's a flammable liquid that's caught fire. Otherwise CO2.